444th day of the Tens

Carling Black Label...

Dogs Dinner. The Proles turn their noses up at a Silver Spoon.
Clubbers in England who turn up to events sponsored by the brewery, Carling Black Label, turn themselves away if the beer-of-choice does not get service, despite the sponsorship. Punters travail off to Wetherspoons for a cheaper pint and better entertainment.

SOURCES:

[1]: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2007/nov/23/advertising
[2]: http://www.ciao.co.uk/Reviews/Carling_Black_Label_Lager__5181080

441st day of the Tens: The Maine Road Spectre

At the bookies with the laddies and the ladies:

The results come in!

1. Man. Utd. P: 38, GD: 41, Pts: 85
2. Man. City. P: 38, GD: 21, Pts: 80

Man. Utd. results (with Odds)

H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0

Odds on:

H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1

The Ampitheatre
The Theatre of Dreams: Nightmare!
The Fixtures, The Lamps
The Floodlights went out: Nightmare!
The Lights came back on: Nightmare!

Man. City results (with Evens)

H: 4v3
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 5v1

Oneven:

1-2
1-10
9-1
1-1
5-1
1-1
5-1
1-1
5-1

Winner!
They won the opener; they won the league!
Home-sour-Home; Away-sweet-Away; Win!
0v0?
They won; we're open?
0v0?
Remember, Francis;
0v0?
A goal? In! Extra ...

Sincerely Yours,
Eliyahu (the bookmaker)

SOURCES:

{1}. { http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixkhac26SwI }
{0}. Keith Curle's debut, 1996, versus Crystal Palace. Not everyone was there. Some left early. Some stayed until the bitter end. We won. Was it 5-1? No. Five-to-One, we pulled off a Morris, son.

441st day of the Tens

Hackers, jackers, slackers and 'warez amateurs all contribute to a new virus behind the internet. Since coders like those behind the project 'Google Will Eat Itself' and other randomers unleashed the antidote to the Adword viral marketing scheme, Adwords now contribute to their own end. Take this blog for example, which uses Adwords to promote it until the moment the blogger removes them. From that moment onwards every backer, i.e. the corporeal entity behind the Adwords, forms a new corporeal entity that looks to the words it thus far pays for. The secret that no Adword subscriber knows about: the antidote, such as GWEI, stacks up clicks-and-hits on behalf of the newsperson. Good for news, bad for business. Scroll down to see which corporeal entity backs this blog today. It changes tomorrow, depending on the tags! :D

It eats it up like a monster!

SOURCES:

{1} http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfRgjW4hFcU&feature=related

{2} http://gwei.org/

440th day of the Tens

I was a pioneer from a very young age. Climbing my mother's mountains. The Peaks. Across the penine way, I play music, with me best friends, Benjamin and Matthew. My little brother is called Simon. He was always astonished. Every time he fell in the water, the first time was fishing. He cast his line for a bite. Twotting, he was. Something pulled him. In fact, in fact, he was just excited about being carried away by a fish. He rose up from the water, astonished, no fished. Just surprise that he'd bobbed up. We were astonished! At the expression on his face, we observed how he trod the water, even such at such a young age, without swimming a lesson, he was swimming. We pulled him out immediately and he lived to swim another day. The next summer, he fell in the sea! Simon, my little brother, my favourite son. And also, Benjamin. Played for the Latics, against the likes of other players. Lost 5-1. Best game he ever had had. And what of our Ruth. She stayed away from the water, playing with fire, blowing hot air into the aether. I've had her, Ruth Alison Clemens, that is. And what of my dad, the name that shall not be known. His colleagues, know him as Alan George Lomas. The best in the business. And what of Ami, my mother, always a Qavanagh, the best journalist, a true woman of the agency of the letter. Her colleagues know her as Christine Anne, the best psychologist in the business for causing them a host of problems. And our neighbours, how they despised us, until they had lived with us, and made us what we always were.
Yours Truly,
Matthew Peter Lomas.
Shemiy Eliyahu Nataniyel ben James.
Simon Bar-Jonah, Simon John Lomas.
Benjamin James Lomas
Alan George Lomas
Christine Ann Lomas
Ruth Alison Clemens
And to the rest of them, if they've met me, Sarai, and him,
Yeshuah Immanuel ben Yosef.

440th day of the Tens

Unverifiable news reports circle memetically toward people inclined to believe that evidence exists to prepare us for a cataclysmic event. Unless you live in the United Kingdom, the main parts of France and Spain, the Brown Dwarf Star, the Binary Sun, revolving around the main one, then you could succumb to nature and her aenema.

We can't trust astrology. Do NASA know? { http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/hubble/science/brown-dwarf-companion.html }

Others discuss it openly through this medium: { http://forums.abrahadabra.com/showthread.php?2681-the-Case-for-A-Binary-Partner-to-our-Sun }

Bands, such as Tool, rave about it in songs, the most convincing medium, such as 'Aenema'.

Hollywood Public Service Broadcasts such 'Deep Impact' and 'Waterworld' believed by many.

440th day of the Tens

As the RAF's aircraft capabilities continue to evolve, the effect delivered by specific squadrons of aircraft also changes. For example, the forthcoming arrival into service of the additional Reaper Unmanned Aerial Vehicles, Future Strategic Tanker Aircraft and the A400M sees squadrons stood up, while those currently operating C130 Hercules, VC10 and Tristar either re-equips to these new aircraft types or disbands these aircrafts and go out of service. When squadrons disband the number plate gets placed on the dormant list, rather than being abolished. Those squadron number plates not currently allocated cannot find their reissue, most notably when new capabilities enter service, based on seniority or their traditional role.

Last Autumn No. 6 Squadron stood-up operating Typhoon aircraft, which replaces the Tornado F3 in the air defence role this month. As a result No. 111(F) Squadron disbands and Tornado F3 also retires as planned.

Following the strategic defence and security review (SDSR), the Royal Air Force Harrier squadrons (Nos. 1(F) and IV(R)) disband and the Nimrod MRA4 shall not go into service which means that Nos. 42(R), 120 and 201 Squadrons disband in May 2011. On 1 March 2011 they announce the disbandment, in June 2011, of Nos. XIII and 14 Squadrons operating the Tornado GR4.

The SDSR decisions on Nimrod MRA4 and our fast jet fleet shall lead to a reduction in the size of our training pipeline. No. 76 (R) Squadron, which operates the Tucano training aircraft, shall disband on 12 May 2011. They continue to work through the full implications in this area and cannot therefore release further details at this time. More to follow ...

Conversely, The Guardian, VHS Rental5 August, contains The Shipping News (15, Buena Vista HE) and The Brothers (15, Columbia Tristar).

SOURCES:

{1}:{ http://www.theyworkforyou.com/wrans/?id=2011-03-15a.28.1&s=Defence#g28.3 }

{2}:{http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2002/jul/30/dvdreviews}

Suede had already replaces Butler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqovGKdgAXY

Some unknown Flikker in a British Music Video by Suede. Unknown guitarist, sure he's "Electric," and you're a "Film Star" but Bernard Butler plays the riff. Edged out by an Edge. Who's got the edge, the more masculine feminine.

Britpop's truly over now.