441st day of the Tens: The Maine Road Spectre

At the bookies with the laddies and the ladies:

The results come in!

1. Man. Utd. P: 38, GD: 41, Pts: 85
2. Man. City. P: 38, GD: 21, Pts: 80

Man. Utd. results (with Odds)

H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0

Odds on:

H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1

The Ampitheatre
The Theatre of Dreams: Nightmare!
The Fixtures, The Lamps
The Floodlights went out: Nightmare!
The Lights came back on: Nightmare!

Man. City results (with Evens)

H: 4v3
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 5v1

Oneven:

1-2
1-10
9-1
1-1
5-1
1-1
5-1
1-1
5-1

Winner!
They won the opener; they won the league!
Home-sour-Home; Away-sweet-Away; Win!
0v0?
They won; we're open?
0v0?
Remember, Francis;
0v0?
A goal? In! Extra ...

Sincerely Yours,
Eliyahu (the bookmaker)

SOURCES:

{1}. { http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixkhac26SwI }
{0}. Keith Curle's debut, 1996, versus Crystal Palace. Not everyone was there. Some left early. Some stayed until the bitter end. We won. Was it 5-1? No. Five-to-One, we pulled off a Morris, son.