What would my father say? If only he knew ... What do the police say? "Being stupid and gay"
A fifteen year old won £4,000 in compensation this week after his arrest back in June 2010.
The schoolboy took photographs at a public military parade during Armed Forces Day when the attending police decided to pick on an easy target.
Initially officers pulled rank on the boy, stating that he "invaded the privacy" of the soldiers, who marched down the high street in full dress uniform, fronted by a brass band in front of a crowd of hundreds of people. When challenged, the police came up with 'anti-social behaviour' in their move against the boy. When the plucky lad continued to protest his innocence, the inspector lost his rag and justified the action by saying: "You were being silly, you were running around being stupid and gay".
Well, hey.
SOURCE: http://www.schnews.org.uk/stories/Crap-Arrest-of-the-Week/ (16th December, 2011).
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
467th day of the Tens
Just a personal entry, nothing newsworthy... the last act of the day!
My 'the' favourite .gif artist, James Murray, aka Eraserhead, in his manifestation as a digital purveyor of vices that make you laugh alone to no one in front of a screen, on which there might feasibly be nothing at all (because it's virtual), makes you consider getting up from a chair, to stare, to stare at what might not be there. In fact, no one is sitting in the chair at all when you stand up to observe what has taken place but it does leave you with a sense that you might need to do something else instead. That's my review of Eraserhead.
A critical review of the artist, not my response, would lead one to discover that Murray stands on the frontier of this type of digital media. According to one idea. A professional artist who doesn't sell a commodity. Even some of his DJ mixes are for free. If I knew him I'd probably want to emulate him.
I'm reminded of the words of Hakim Bey, who said that immolation was preferable to emulation.
I have a very one tracked mind. If I end up repeating the sentiments of another writer, in such emulationary fashion, then I probably need to do something else instead. Like get to bed...
"Where did you come from?"
"I came from bed. He came from bed. She came from bed. Where did you come from? I came from bed."
I'm convinced that if you use Google Translate to transliterate any English text to make it an arcane one that is either Hebrew or Arabic then you can make it literally word perfect by going via the other arcana, Latin, and then into either of the ancient languages.
Going from one language straight to the desired outcome using Google Translate churns out a word-for-word translation, culturally inept. If you put one in between the two then it creates a cognitive dissonance similar to a local inner monologue vernacular that operates in a foreign speaking place.
Perhaps going via the arcana would make it too common, since Latin was the universal language of an entirety of occident populations once. Bless the Ostrogoths!
If we experiment with the English dialogue above, perhaps it would be more relevant to render a German translation by going via French, since, geographically, one has to travel through France to reach Germany from England.
"where did you come from?"
«où venez-vous?»
»Woher kommen Sie?«
The second conundrum for would-be transliterators, language traitors, and border stretchers is Google Translate's response to the occurences of capitalization within text and even punctuation. It alters the context entirely.
"Where did you come from?"
«Où êtes-vous venu?»
»Wo kommst du her?«
It requires discretion on behalf of the user to consider grammar.
Ah! Ah! The grammarye and the error'er, the bastardization and the corruptor, ever the linguistic phenomenonizer. Yiddish was the bastardization of the Malachiym Messianic Hebrew. It simply vocalized German ideas with Hebrew characters. Interference with Freyja's design for her people caused her great jealousy towards Michael and his people, hence the persecution. Hegel's church steeple. Wrong people.
I reckon a large percentage of Hebrew stored on Google Translate is the bastardized and Latinized vocabulary alongside the ancient portion of what could be words from the Chaldee lexicon added to compensate for the popularity of English in the western speaking world.
It requires discretion on behalf of the user to consider grammar. Or a Latin arcana to make it truly ancient. As above.
"I came from bed. He came from bed. She came from bed. Where did you come from? I came from bed."
»Ich kam ins Bett. Er hatte gerade gelesen. Sie hatte gerade lesen. Wo kommst du her? Ich kam ins Bett.«
I wonder whether we've even got half a translation? I didn't include the French mediatory translation for effect.
If you're German and you're reading this and you think it's bollocks then don't blame Google Translate. Blame me entirely.
Yours.
I'm off to laugh at virtually nothing.
My 'the' favourite .gif artist, James Murray, aka Eraserhead, in his manifestation as a digital purveyor of vices that make you laugh alone to no one in front of a screen, on which there might feasibly be nothing at all (because it's virtual), makes you consider getting up from a chair, to stare, to stare at what might not be there. In fact, no one is sitting in the chair at all when you stand up to observe what has taken place but it does leave you with a sense that you might need to do something else instead. That's my review of Eraserhead.
A critical review of the artist, not my response, would lead one to discover that Murray stands on the frontier of this type of digital media. According to one idea. A professional artist who doesn't sell a commodity. Even some of his DJ mixes are for free. If I knew him I'd probably want to emulate him.
I'm reminded of the words of Hakim Bey, who said that immolation was preferable to emulation.
I have a very one tracked mind. If I end up repeating the sentiments of another writer, in such emulationary fashion, then I probably need to do something else instead. Like get to bed...
"Where did you come from?"
"I came from bed. He came from bed. She came from bed. Where did you come from? I came from bed."
I'm convinced that if you use Google Translate to transliterate any English text to make it an arcane one that is either Hebrew or Arabic then you can make it literally word perfect by going via the other arcana, Latin, and then into either of the ancient languages.
Going from one language straight to the desired outcome using Google Translate churns out a word-for-word translation, culturally inept. If you put one in between the two then it creates a cognitive dissonance similar to a local inner monologue vernacular that operates in a foreign speaking place.
Perhaps going via the arcana would make it too common, since Latin was the universal language of an entirety of occident populations once. Bless the Ostrogoths!
If we experiment with the English dialogue above, perhaps it would be more relevant to render a German translation by going via French, since, geographically, one has to travel through France to reach Germany from England.
"where did you come from?"
«où venez-vous?»
»Woher kommen Sie?«
The second conundrum for would-be transliterators, language traitors, and border stretchers is Google Translate's response to the occurences of capitalization within text and even punctuation. It alters the context entirely.
"Where did you come from?"
«Où êtes-vous venu?»
»Wo kommst du her?«
It requires discretion on behalf of the user to consider grammar.
Ah! Ah! The grammarye and the error'er, the bastardization and the corruptor, ever the linguistic phenomenonizer. Yiddish was the bastardization of the Malachiym Messianic Hebrew. It simply vocalized German ideas with Hebrew characters. Interference with Freyja's design for her people caused her great jealousy towards Michael and his people, hence the persecution. Hegel's church steeple. Wrong people.
I reckon a large percentage of Hebrew stored on Google Translate is the bastardized and Latinized vocabulary alongside the ancient portion of what could be words from the Chaldee lexicon added to compensate for the popularity of English in the western speaking world.
It requires discretion on behalf of the user to consider grammar. Or a Latin arcana to make it truly ancient. As above.
"I came from bed. He came from bed. She came from bed. Where did you come from? I came from bed."
»Ich kam ins Bett. Er hatte gerade gelesen. Sie hatte gerade lesen. Wo kommst du her? Ich kam ins Bett.«
I wonder whether we've even got half a translation? I didn't include the French mediatory translation for effect.
If you're German and you're reading this and you think it's bollocks then don't blame Google Translate. Blame me entirely.
Yours.
I'm off to laugh at virtually nothing.
Friday, March 25, 2011
449th day of the Tens
The food we produce, the excrement we consume?
Gizzardy bits.
Lizzardy bits.
Wizardly bits.
Licking lips.
We don't seem to mind whether the food gets contaminated or not so long as we see some suspicious items on the product information, or ingredients.
Take Cochineal for example. The process of making a taste and a dye to form Cochineal involves crushing red beetles. 'Natural' things like this give good health despite their representation as an E-number. E120 represents Cochineal.
Alcoholic cocktails with »lila« colours probably contain Cochineal. Beetle juice! cry the scarabs who love a good crushin'. "Go on, crush us. We love a good crushin'"
The Dactylopius Coccus gets scraped off the back of the beetle, the female one only. No gender equality in the crushing of scarabs.
Some vegetarians, the more discriminating ones, consider it unfair on beetles to go through something like boiling alive to produce Cochineal. It really comes down to the matter of taste.
The process of sun-exposure to the beetle in question matures a flavour for a very humane consumption.
SOURCES:
[1]. http://www.guardianbookshop.co.uk/BerteShopWeb/viewProduct.do?ISBN=9780753822074
[2]. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3LCDk0xQCU
[4]. http://www.veggieglobal.com/nutrition/non-vegetarian-food-additives.htm
Gizzardy bits.
Lizzardy bits.
Wizardly bits.
Licking lips.
We don't seem to mind whether the food gets contaminated or not so long as we see some suspicious items on the product information, or ingredients.
Take Cochineal for example. The process of making a taste and a dye to form Cochineal involves crushing red beetles. 'Natural' things like this give good health despite their representation as an E-number. E120 represents Cochineal.
Alcoholic cocktails with »lila« colours probably contain Cochineal. Beetle juice! cry the scarabs who love a good crushin'. "Go on, crush us. We love a good crushin'"
The Dactylopius Coccus gets scraped off the back of the beetle, the female one only. No gender equality in the crushing of scarabs.
Some vegetarians, the more discriminating ones, consider it unfair on beetles to go through something like boiling alive to produce Cochineal. It really comes down to the matter of taste.
The process of sun-exposure to the beetle in question matures a flavour for a very humane consumption.
SOURCES:
[1]. http://www.guardianbookshop.co.uk/BerteShopWeb/viewProduct.do?ISBN=9780753822074
[2]. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3LCDk0xQCU
[4]. http://www.veggieglobal.com/nutrition/non-vegetarian-food-additives.htm
449th day of the Tens
No alternative to life. Except work for a change. 4K kilo-joules get removed and transferred by the likes of Wan Wijnen and other such apartment construction companies. Foremen worry that if it goes over the deadline, the appointed time for work, the cost for public money goes up.
It takes a whole a academic year to make an academic building. The migratory population of students see it go up and then leave town when its brand spanking new.
So Foremen feel relaxed and happy about not overshooting it. The deadline or the public money.
Health-and-safety measures go in place before anything goes up. This includes the 'tipper' which doesn't tip over.
An overtipper looks like a maitre giving another maitre a ten per cent'er.
Public money can only afford 10% for apartment building construction. Otherwise, the Foreman goes to the businesses men and asks them what they want constructing instead.
If we as consumers pursuade business with our custom to invest in public funding then we can make houses together.
SOURCES:
[1]. http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/construction
[2]. http://www.reuters.com/finance/stocks/companyProfile?symbol=STRL.O
[3]. http://www.manta.com/mb_43_E0_05/building_construction/california
It takes a whole a academic year to make an academic building. The migratory population of students see it go up and then leave town when its brand spanking new.
So Foremen feel relaxed and happy about not overshooting it. The deadline or the public money.
Health-and-safety measures go in place before anything goes up. This includes the 'tipper' which doesn't tip over.
An overtipper looks like a maitre giving another maitre a ten per cent'er.
Public money can only afford 10% for apartment building construction. Otherwise, the Foreman goes to the businesses men and asks them what they want constructing instead.
If we as consumers pursuade business with our custom to invest in public funding then we can make houses together.
SOURCES:
[1]. http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/construction
[2]. http://www.reuters.com/finance/stocks/companyProfile?symbol=STRL.O
[3]. http://www.manta.com/mb_43_E0_05/building_construction/california
Thursday, March 24, 2011
448th day of the Tens
Lady Gaga continues to clause controversy both in media discussions surrounding her and the live performances procedding from her. Of course, those in the know realize that her backdrop, as well as her persona, directs people to Madonna. Belladonna!
The non-sensible one and the sensible one, Ciccione, the non-eternal and the eternal. Belladonna!
We, here at zeroequalsthree, perceive it as an elaborate ploy. Do we buy her shameless advertising or do we lap up the sex? Belladonna!
Do we participate in this as a sexual rite even if it appears to us as a Voyeuristic image, spreading out to a point.
«une visage sans visage?»
Take the consumption of pornography as an analogue for what we try to express here, contracting to a point. The symbol behind the playback of a pornographic recording goes into our vision. Consider this:
»Das Auge ist das Licht des Leibes. Wenn dein Auge lauter ist, so wird dein ganzer Leib licht sein«
Does it not lead to a true desire if we consume the image in an orgiastic state, or does it confuse our sexual sensibilities as if the image we consume leads us away from the light in sex to a dark and seedy possibility that may leave us wholly unsatisfied?
The real image internal fairs much better than the external idolatrous celebrity.
SOURCES:
[1]. http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/mar/12/internet-lady-gaga-provocative-video-telephone
[2]. http://www.porn-free.org/sexual_idolatry.htm
[3]. http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/03/29/us-film-zoom-idUSTRE62S05920100329
IMG: http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/lady-gaga-madonna_405x375.jpg
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
447th day of the Tens
We, here at zeroequalsthree, received word today from Reuters News Agent, Mo Simir, who tells us that:
" ... 'Green Zones' in Iraq expand to accomodate regular Baghdadi civilians and Iraqi citizens alike. If the Military Industrial Complex, responsible for the contracting of reconstruction projects, can successfully expand the 'Green Zone' areas safely, then, everyday people from Iraq can make business successfully. "
"The 'Perimeter', says Mister Simir, "looks like a volatile zone but as long as normal day-to-day life continues without interruption then the threat to safety lessens."
He continues:
"Yet, the challenge for the Military Industrial Complex lies in making the green zones safe whilst employing less force and manpower to maintain it. We, at Reuters, think that if Iraqi institutions inhabit these safer zones, then, more citizens would move to these areas and leave the zones where terror keeps them in fear."
SOURCES:
[1]. http://americasfailureiniraq.com/2011/02/19/cost-of-the-iraq-war-baghdad-wants-u-s-to-pay-1-billion-for-damage/
[2]. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/22/iran-role-iraq-war-ieds
[3]. http://af.reuters.com/article/energyOilNews/idAFLDE69G0B320101017
" ... 'Green Zones' in Iraq expand to accomodate regular Baghdadi civilians and Iraqi citizens alike. If the Military Industrial Complex, responsible for the contracting of reconstruction projects, can successfully expand the 'Green Zone' areas safely, then, everyday people from Iraq can make business successfully. "
"The 'Perimeter', says Mister Simir, "looks like a volatile zone but as long as normal day-to-day life continues without interruption then the threat to safety lessens."
He continues:
"Yet, the challenge for the Military Industrial Complex lies in making the green zones safe whilst employing less force and manpower to maintain it. We, at Reuters, think that if Iraqi institutions inhabit these safer zones, then, more citizens would move to these areas and leave the zones where terror keeps them in fear."
SOURCES:
[1]. http://americasfailureiniraq.com/2011/02/19/cost-of-the-iraq-war-baghdad-wants-u-s-to-pay-1-billion-for-damage/
[2]. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/22/iran-role-iraq-war-ieds
[3]. http://af.reuters.com/article/energyOilNews/idAFLDE69G0B320101017
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
446th day of the Tens
Military Intelligence renders itself obsolete like the old warheads of the Cold War. If only. MI5 receives word from travellers these days in the interests of National Security, regularly returning. The worthy, those who travail across Europe and return, tell the authorities what they know. Reports suggest that this kind of intelligence passes muster, and so, it gets passed on after into more reliable hands and more reliable authorities. We receive regular word, here @zeroequalsthree, that the terrorists, who ever they choose to attack, may possesses and share the possibility of nuclear capability, and, if in the wrong hands, the employability. We do not as yet know whether a technology could deploy a nuclear warhead without catching the Private Eye.
The way that this intelligence finds assimilation interests us as it may provide clues to the secret machinations and surreptitous movements of cell branches of many different kinds. What would the IRA do with such information?
SOURCES:
[1]. http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/terror/RL32595.pdf
[2]. http://www.brad.ac.uk/acad/bdrc/nuclear/terrorism/SAND98-050525.pdf
[3]. http://www.acq.osd.mil/dsb/reports/NWE-National-Enterprise.pdf
The way that this intelligence finds assimilation interests us as it may provide clues to the secret machinations and surreptitous movements of cell branches of many different kinds. What would the IRA do with such information?
SOURCES:
[1]. http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/terror/RL32595.pdf
[2]. http://www.brad.ac.uk/acad/bdrc/nuclear/terrorism/SAND98-050525.pdf
[3]. http://www.acq.osd.mil/dsb/reports/NWE-National-Enterprise.pdf
446th day of the Tens
The FTSE All-Share as an index loses more money in stock market investment than both Gold and Oil. Of course, Gold appreciates in value according to the current post-recession climate. Pawn shops and brokers alike accepted all types of gold, traded in, melted down and returned to the relevant treasury. Since the infamous date of 'peak oil', July 11th 2008, Oil also appreciates in the post-recession climate. Professional Stock Broker, Jack Stoker, says:
"Buy now, sell later, Hassan-i-Sabbah! Everything must go."
He tells us, that if one were to split an investment across the three markets, FTSE, Gold, & Oil, with equal investment, the losses on FTSE index would work for both aprreciating values that compete against it. He says:
"Expect a rise of 33.36% in Gold & Oil markets and the same as a loss on all FTSE 'Share' indexed."
According to Stoker, the best time to sell occurs when the plus markets begin to show a long-tail distrubution of loss.
"It may look like the stocks begin to fall sharply, but their loss appreciates slower than other markets, so it's a safe hedge bet," Stoker tells us.
SOURCES:
[1]. http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2006/oct/12/ftse.marketforces
[2]. http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20110314-706633.html
Monday, March 21, 2011
445th day of the Tens
Hindus and Moslems alike within the Commonwealth Territory of Queensland, Australia, express concerns over whether the Hillsong Church operates like a cult. Charismatic leaders lead impressionable and suggestible minds to a type of reception.
"Receive it now," says the Minister, stood above a young girl, professing ultimate faith.
She wants to receive something from him.
"He's coming!" cry the children en masse as the charismatic leader approaches.
Apparently, a sexual rite took place on a Hilltop, and the children interfered with the other children's sexuality. Everyone hit puberty.
SOURCES:
[1]. http://hillsong.com/contact-us
[2]. http://www.hillsong.co.uk/
[3]. http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2007/jul/20/computingandthenet.books
[4]. http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/feb/03/douglas-adams-42-hitchhiker
[5]. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/mar/19/raj-patel-colbert-report-benjamin-creme
[6]. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_Illusion
"Receive it now," says the Minister, stood above a young girl, professing ultimate faith.
She wants to receive something from him.
"He's coming!" cry the children en masse as the charismatic leader approaches.
Apparently, a sexual rite took place on a Hilltop, and the children interfered with the other children's sexuality. Everyone hit puberty.
SOURCES:
[1]. http://hillsong.com/contact-us
[2]. http://www.hillsong.co.uk/
[3]. http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2007/jul/20/computingandthenet.books
[4]. http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/feb/03/douglas-adams-42-hitchhiker
[5]. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/mar/19/raj-patel-colbert-report-benjamin-creme
[6]. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_Illusion
Sunday, March 20, 2011
445th day of the Tens
The city of Maastricht's contribution to the Gross Decimal Product of the Netherlands last week broke even at love all, as per the Tennis Term for score. Economically, consumers were worried that the citizens might be undercutting business in the other provinces of the Netherlands. Less, less, less, they cried in desperate conservation.
It was a hard week for the 'junkers' and the proprietors alike. The 'junkers' or, rather, the Unionists argued and argued over pay conditions, and the rest of the workers worried over their prices. It was as-if everyone was walking around with prices attached to their heads!
Economist's tips show that GDP contributions were at their lowest until a miraculous turn-around on Thursday of last week. As the men-of-letters say, "Thursday breaks the back of the week, Friday's got that feeling of a weekend not worried over working."
A hoard of rich businessmen accompanying politicians had come to Maastricht to discuss GDP in the European Union and they and their mistresses, glaguous terms-in-tow, were honoured to have the finest jewelery lavished upon them from the finest jewelers in the city. Plus GDP! Plus Three ...
SOURCES:
[1]. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/europe/euro-glossary/1216651.stm
[2]. http://tupalo.com/en/maastricht/burger-juwelier
It was a hard week for the 'junkers' and the proprietors alike. The 'junkers' or, rather, the Unionists argued and argued over pay conditions, and the rest of the workers worried over their prices. It was as-if everyone was walking around with prices attached to their heads!
Economist's tips show that GDP contributions were at their lowest until a miraculous turn-around on Thursday of last week. As the men-of-letters say, "Thursday breaks the back of the week, Friday's got that feeling of a weekend not worried over working."
A hoard of rich businessmen accompanying politicians had come to Maastricht to discuss GDP in the European Union and they and their mistresses, glaguous terms-in-tow, were honoured to have the finest jewelery lavished upon them from the finest jewelers in the city. Plus GDP! Plus Three ...
SOURCES:
[1]. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/europe/euro-glossary/1216651.stm
[2]. http://tupalo.com/en/maastricht/burger-juwelier
444th day of the Tens
Carling Black Label...
Dogs Dinner. The Proles turn their noses up at a Silver Spoon.
Clubbers in England who turn up to events sponsored by the brewery, Carling Black Label, turn themselves away if the beer-of-choice does not get service, despite the sponsorship. Punters travail off to Wetherspoons for a cheaper pint and better entertainment.
SOURCES:
[1]: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2007/nov/23/advertising
[2]: http://www.ciao.co.uk/Reviews/Carling_Black_Label_Lager__5181080
Dogs Dinner. The Proles turn their noses up at a Silver Spoon.
Clubbers in England who turn up to events sponsored by the brewery, Carling Black Label, turn themselves away if the beer-of-choice does not get service, despite the sponsorship. Punters travail off to Wetherspoons for a cheaper pint and better entertainment.
SOURCES:
[1]: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2007/nov/23/advertising
[2]: http://www.ciao.co.uk/Reviews/Carling_Black_Label_Lager__5181080
Thursday, March 17, 2011
441st day of the Tens: The Maine Road Spectre
At the bookies with the laddies and the ladies:
The results come in!
1. Man. Utd. P: 38, GD: 41, Pts: 85
2. Man. City. P: 38, GD: 21, Pts: 80
Man. Utd. results (with Odds)
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
Odds on:
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
The Ampitheatre
The Theatre of Dreams: Nightmare!
The Fixtures, The Lamps
The Floodlights went out: Nightmare!
The Lights came back on: Nightmare!
Man. City results (with Evens)
H: 4v3
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 5v1
Oneven:
1-2
1-10
9-1
1-1
5-1
1-1
5-1
1-1
5-1
Winner!
They won the opener; they won the league!
Home-sour-Home; Away-sweet-Away; Win!
0v0?
They won; we're open?
0v0?
Remember, Francis;
0v0?
A goal? In! Extra ...
Sincerely Yours,
Eliyahu (the bookmaker)
SOURCES:
{1}. { http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixkhac26SwI }
{0}. Keith Curle's debut, 1996, versus Crystal Palace. Not everyone was there. Some left early. Some stayed until the bitter end. We won. Was it 5-1? No. Five-to-One, we pulled off a Morris, son.
The results come in!
1. Man. Utd. P: 38, GD: 41, Pts: 85
2. Man. City. P: 38, GD: 21, Pts: 80
Man. Utd. results (with Odds)
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
Odds on:
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
A: 5-1
H: 7-1
The Ampitheatre
The Theatre of Dreams: Nightmare!
The Fixtures, The Lamps
The Floodlights went out: Nightmare!
The Lights came back on: Nightmare!
Man. City results (with Evens)
H: 4v3
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 1v0
A: 0v1
H: 5v1
Oneven:
1-2
1-10
9-1
1-1
5-1
1-1
5-1
1-1
5-1
Winner!
They won the opener; they won the league!
Home-sour-Home; Away-sweet-Away; Win!
0v0?
They won; we're open?
0v0?
Remember, Francis;
0v0?
A goal? In! Extra ...
Sincerely Yours,
Eliyahu (the bookmaker)
SOURCES:
{1}. { http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixkhac26SwI }
{0}. Keith Curle's debut, 1996, versus Crystal Palace. Not everyone was there. Some left early. Some stayed until the bitter end. We won. Was it 5-1? No. Five-to-One, we pulled off a Morris, son.
441st day of the Tens
Hackers, jackers, slackers and 'warez amateurs all contribute to a new virus behind the internet. Since coders like those behind the project 'Google Will Eat Itself' and other randomers unleashed the antidote to the Adword viral marketing scheme, Adwords now contribute to their own end. Take this blog for example, which uses Adwords to promote it until the moment the blogger removes them. From that moment onwards every backer, i.e. the corporeal entity behind the Adwords, forms a new corporeal entity that looks to the words it thus far pays for. The secret that no Adword subscriber knows about: the antidote, such as GWEI, stacks up clicks-and-hits on behalf of the newsperson. Good for news, bad for business. Scroll down to see which corporeal entity backs this blog today. It changes tomorrow, depending on the tags! :D
It eats it up like a monster!
SOURCES:
{1} http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfRgjW4hFcU&feature=related
{2} http://gwei.org/
It eats it up like a monster!
SOURCES:
{1} http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfRgjW4hFcU&feature=related
{2} http://gwei.org/
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
440th day of the Tens
I was a pioneer from a very young age. Climbing my mother's mountains. The Peaks. Across the penine way, I play music, with me best friends, Benjamin and Matthew. My little brother is called Simon. He was always astonished. Every time he fell in the water, the first time was fishing. He cast his line for a bite. Twotting, he was. Something pulled him. In fact, in fact, he was just excited about being carried away by a fish. He rose up from the water, astonished, no fished. Just surprise that he'd bobbed up. We were astonished! At the expression on his face, we observed how he trod the water, even such at such a young age, without swimming a lesson, he was swimming. We pulled him out immediately and he lived to swim another day. The next summer, he fell in the sea! Simon, my little brother, my favourite son. And also, Benjamin. Played for the Latics, against the likes of other players. Lost 5-1. Best game he ever had had. And what of our Ruth. She stayed away from the water, playing with fire, blowing hot air into the aether. I've had her, Ruth Alison Clemens, that is. And what of my dad, the name that shall not be known. His colleagues, know him as Alan George Lomas. The best in the business. And what of Ami, my mother, always a Qavanagh, the best journalist, a true woman of the agency of the letter. Her colleagues know her as Christine Anne, the best psychologist in the business for causing them a host of problems. And our neighbours, how they despised us, until they had lived with us, and made us what we always were.
Yours Truly,
Matthew Peter Lomas.
Shemiy Eliyahu Nataniyel ben James.
Simon Bar-Jonah, Simon John Lomas.
Benjamin James Lomas
Alan George Lomas
Christine Ann Lomas
Ruth Alison Clemens
And to the rest of them, if they've met me, Sarai, and him,
Yeshuah Immanuel ben Yosef.
Yours Truly,
Matthew Peter Lomas.
Shemiy Eliyahu Nataniyel ben James.
Simon Bar-Jonah, Simon John Lomas.
Benjamin James Lomas
Alan George Lomas
Christine Ann Lomas
Ruth Alison Clemens
And to the rest of them, if they've met me, Sarai, and him,
Yeshuah Immanuel ben Yosef.
440th day of the Tens
Unverifiable news reports circle memetically toward people inclined to believe that evidence exists to prepare us for a cataclysmic event. Unless you live in the United Kingdom, the main parts of France and Spain, the Brown Dwarf Star, the Binary Sun, revolving around the main one, then you could succumb to nature and her aenema.
We can't trust astrology. Do NASA know? { http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/hubble/science/brown-dwarf-companion.html }
Others discuss it openly through this medium: { http://forums.abrahadabra.com/showthread.php?2681-the-Case-for-A-Binary-Partner-to-our-Sun }
Bands, such as Tool, rave about it in songs, the most convincing medium, such as 'Aenema'.
Hollywood Public Service Broadcasts such 'Deep Impact' and 'Waterworld' believed by many.
We can't trust astrology. Do NASA know? { http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/hubble/science/brown-dwarf-companion.html }
Others discuss it openly through this medium: { http://forums.abrahadabra.com/showthread.php?2681-the-Case-for-A-Binary-Partner-to-our-Sun }
Bands, such as Tool, rave about it in songs, the most convincing medium, such as 'Aenema'.
Hollywood Public Service Broadcasts such 'Deep Impact' and 'Waterworld' believed by many.
440th day of the Tens
As the RAF's aircraft capabilities continue to evolve, the effect delivered by specific squadrons of aircraft also changes. For example, the forthcoming arrival into service of the additional Reaper Unmanned Aerial Vehicles, Future Strategic Tanker Aircraft and the A400M sees squadrons stood up, while those currently operating C130 Hercules, VC10 and Tristar either re-equips to these new aircraft types or disbands these aircrafts and go out of service. When squadrons disband the number plate gets placed on the dormant list, rather than being abolished. Those squadron number plates not currently allocated cannot find their reissue, most notably when new capabilities enter service, based on seniority or their traditional role.
Last Autumn No. 6 Squadron stood-up operating Typhoon aircraft, which replaces the Tornado F3 in the air defence role this month. As a result No. 111(F) Squadron disbands and Tornado F3 also retires as planned.
Following the strategic defence and security review (SDSR), the Royal Air Force Harrier squadrons (Nos. 1(F) and IV(R)) disband and the Nimrod MRA4 shall not go into service which means that Nos. 42(R), 120 and 201 Squadrons disband in May 2011. On 1 March 2011 they announce the disbandment, in June 2011, of Nos. XIII and 14 Squadrons operating the Tornado GR4.
The SDSR decisions on Nimrod MRA4 and our fast jet fleet shall lead to a reduction in the size of our training pipeline. No. 76 (R) Squadron, which operates the Tucano training aircraft, shall disband on 12 May 2011. They continue to work through the full implications in this area and cannot therefore release further details at this time. More to follow ...
Conversely, The Guardian, VHS Rental5 August, contains The Shipping News (15, Buena Vista HE) and The Brothers (15, Columbia Tristar).
SOURCES:
{1}:{ http://www.theyworkforyou.com/wrans/?id=2011-03-15a.28.1&s=Defence#g28.3 }
{2}:{http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2002/jul/30/dvdreviews}
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